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Series: Girl Scouting

Girl Scouting episodes:
My adventures as a Girl Scout (Brownies and Juniors in the 1970’s and 1980’s) and as an assistant leader (Cadettes in the 2000’s)

Episode 15: Old School Brownies

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Girl Scouting

The Scottish Brownie, from Scottish Fairy and Folk Tales, by George Douglas, 1901:

The Scottish Brownie formed a class of beings distinct in habit and disposition from the freakish and mischievous elves. He was meagre, shaggy, and wild in his appearance.

In the daytime he lurked in remote recesses of the old houses which he delighted to haunt; and in the night sedulously employed himself in discharging any laborious task which he thought might be acceptable to the family to whose service he had devoted himself. But the Brownie does not drudge from the hope of recompense. On the contrary, so delicate is his attachment that the offer of reward, but particularly of food, infallibly occasions his disappearance for ever.

Translation: leave the damn bowl of milk, honey, or porridge for your resident helpful household deity. Thank your brownie. Or…

It is told of a Brownie, who haunted a Border family now extinct, that the lady having fallen unexpectedly in labour, and the servant, who was ordered to ride to Jedburgh for the sage-femme, showing no great alertness in setting out, the familiar spirit slipt on the great-coat of the lingering domestic, rode to the town on the laird’s best horse, and returned with the midwife en croupe. During the short space of his absence, the Tweed, which they must necessarily ford, rose to a dangerous height. Brownie, who transported his charge with all rapidity, was not to be stopped by this obstacle. He plunged in with the terrified old lady, and landed her in safety where her services were wanted. Having put the horse into the stable (where it was afterwards found in a woful plight), he proceeded to the room of the servant whose duty he had discharged, and, finding him just in the act of drawing on his boots, administered to him a most merciless drubbing with his own horsewhip. Such an important service excited the gratitude of the laird, who, understanding that Brownie had been heard to express a wish to have a green coat, ordered a vestment of that colour to be made and left in his haunts. Brownie took away the green coat, but was never seen more. We may suppose that, tired of his domestic drudgery, he went in his new livery to join the fairies. (source)

He will beat your ass and leave, even if you say you’re sorry and make him a wee coat.

muffinsA sweeter sort, who won’t drub you with your own whip, look like cupcakes, and have veggie power to boot:

Sweet Potato Avocado Brownie Bites

  • sweet potato puree or pumpkin puree
  • avocado
  • eggs
  • honey
  • coconut oil
  • coconut flour
  • cocoa powder
  • baking soda
  • sea salt
  • mini chocolate chips
  • walnuts (optional)

24 mini muffins, gluten-free: Serving size: 1 mini-muffin Calories: 71 Fat: 4g Carbohydrates: 9g Sugar: 7g Sodium: 115mgFiber: 1g Protein: 1g

Hit the link for the full recipe. And make me some.

And, yes, in case you were wondering, the House Elves in the Harry Potter universe are based upon Brownies. God bless Dobby.

For those who were kids at the same time as I: there were two brownies in the movie Willow (1988), Franjean and Rool.


Recommended Reading

The Scottish Fairy Book by Elizabeth Grierson

The Lore of Scotland: A Guide to Scottish Legends by Jennifer Westwood and Sophia Kingshill

An Illustrated Treasury of Scottish Folk and Fairy Tales by Theresa Breslin

all added to the podcast’s bookshelf on Goodreads

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Episode 16: I’ve Got Something in My Pocket

This entry is part 3 of 2 in the series Girl Scouting

Girl Scouts banner

On my honor
I will try
to serve God and my country,
to help people at all times,
and to live by the Girl Scout Law.

my mom swearing me in as a Brownie, aka me, saying the Girl Scout Promise for the first time

I will do my best to be
Honest and fair
Friendly and helpful
Considerate and caring
Courageous and strong
Responsible for what I say and do
And to respect myself and others
Respect authority
Use resources wisely
Make the world a better place
And be a sister to ever Girl Scout.

Felt’s tricky to cut, y’all.

official bio of Juliette Gordon Low

I’ve got something for the girls of Savannah, and all of America, and all the world, and we’re going to start it tonight!
–Juliette Gordon Low, 1912 Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts

My Cadette troop’s cookie sale advertisements. Smart girls: they sold up at Wintergreen to snowboarders with the munchies.

Dirty Dancing 30th anniversary special edition
This is the “Hey Sylvia/Love is Strange” by Mickey & Sylvia video I referenced in the episode; they are dancing in the upper story of the arts and crafts cabin.

Dirty Dancing soundtrack


Audible book suggestion for this episode

My Life by Patrick Swayze and his wife, Lisa Niemi, narrated by Patrick Swayze. You can either get it for free, along with a no-hassle thirty-day trial membership to Audible, through my sponsor link–and by doing so, support my podcast, thank you so very much, or through Audible’s partner, Amazon, in either the same audio format, Kindle, paperback, or hardcover. Any of these purchases through these links helps support both my sponsor and me, and I thank you.


Campfire charcoal Dutch oven chicken pot pie. Yum. I love Girl Scout recipes.

Were you a Girl Scout? Sign up via email to the Girl Scout Alumnae Association. I did!

Want to be a Girl Scout? Join GS USA! Join Girl Guides Canada! Join Girl Guides International!


My husband made a cookie-sales goal wager with our Cadettes. They won. At our campout, they got to shear his braid and shave his beard.
…and there goes the beard.

Want to visit Juliette “Daisy” Gordon Low’s birthplace?
10 E. Oglethorpe Avenue, Savannah, GA 31401, Tel: 912 233-4501

Map and street view thanks to Bing


My leader pin. 5 years as a Scout (3 Brownies, 2 Junior), 2 years an assistant leader), always an alum!

Oh, and what do I have in my pocket? I’ll let Iris tell and show you:

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